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Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
5:42 am
[sageincave]
Thursday, December 7th, 2006
7:00 am
[nemjersatyr]
Oh Jesus Christ. e_e
If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it. I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought.

Too bad that the person who sent it to me did
not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord.

Do You Love Him?

This is a simple test:

IF YOU LOVE JESUS, SEND
THIS TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING
THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!

The Poem
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease.....
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
"Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time"

Now do you have the time
to pass it on?


Joy

I live in my own little world.
But it's OK... They know me
Here!
If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything.

Tony Keith

Thomas Kinkade Paintings
(hope the water is moving!!)

Hope the water flows when you get the picture


READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY. .

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.


This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle!

The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving then the picture
Didn't come through entirely.

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They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle.
I am passing this on because I thought it was really pretty,
And who couldn't use a miracle?!
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
6:54 am
[nemjersatyr]
History mystery
History mystery

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head .

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with in Marilyn Monroe.
(a little editing brought to you by nemjersatyr)

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading
6:50 am
[nemjersatyr]
Hope you can send the green dog back to ME!
Hope this comes through, but, please, do not send it back to me as is requested in body.

Hope you can send the green dog back to ME!
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitti n g right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best th ing s come when you least expect them to


REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?

Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!

You have been Tagged by the Green Dog!
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ruff!!!!!!
You will Have Good Luck For Two Years if you send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you are a true friend......

You must send it in 5 minutes or your good luck will run out
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
12:00 am
[thegreatpirelli]
So, the other day some guy bumped into me on the street and mumbled, “ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.” And then he destroyed me. If you have encountered such violent strangers, please call the law offices of Lovecraft & Lovecraft at 222-867-5309 ext. 109. Also, make a wish and forward this to 30 of your closest friends. You frends will all be destroyed and your wish will never come true, but the futility of your actions amuses me.

Oh, and of course:

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Monday, February 27th, 2006
7:35 am
[nemjersatyr]
Please copy and paste this message
Hey everyone. >>>Here's a warning to all those who would love not to throw their money out the window! In summer of 2006, it will be necessary to pay to use MSN and the e-mail accounts if we don't send this message to at least 18 addresses from our contact list. It is not a joke and if you do not believe me go on the website ( www.msn.com ) and check it out yourself. When you have successfully sent this message to a minimum of 18 of your contacts, your msn icon will turn blue. Please copy and paste this message; do not forward >>>it, because it will not be taken serious!
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
1:43 am
[nemjersatyr]
Flying snakes!


^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^ ^j^


8 angels are sent 2 you. You must send them to 8 people including me.
In 8 minutes you will receive something you have long awaited. Have Faith!

Sunday, November 27th, 2005
10:08 pm
[nemjersatyr]
FRIENDS FOREVER CAPSLOCK!
> >
> >
> >
> > Please Send Back!
> >
> > MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!
> > MAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE A RAINBOW OF SMILES ON Y OUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART FO REVER AND EVER!
> >
> > FRIENDS FOREVER!
> >
> > Forward this to at least 7 people and see what happens on your screen . You will laugh your head off!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > If you forward it to 7 people a video comes on your screen. This works. I don't know how...but it works. Somehow, from the return path generated, you'll receive something, and IT IS FUNNY!!!
> > This is the coolest thing I have ever gotten. All you have to do is send it to 7 people and watch your screen, it is the funniest clip. I can't tell you what is but I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!!! So, send it to those 7 people and watch.
> >
> >
Sunday, October 16th, 2005
8:16 pm
[potentiallover]
1: Statement of Love: THE KISS

1.???? Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2.???? Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3.???? Kiss on the neck = I want you
4.???? Kiss on the lips = I love you
5.???? Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6.???? Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7.???? Look in your eyes = kiss me
8.???? Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9.???? Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps
1.???? Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.???? Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still
good.
3.???? Guys and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is
rude to stare.

3: The Commandments
1.?? Thou shall not squeeze too
hard.
2.?? Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.?? Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1.?? They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2.?? The way they call you after you just had a big fight.
3.?? The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an
hour later....
4.?? The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
5.?? The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
6.?? Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
7.?? The way they fall into your arms when they cry
8.?? Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
9.?? The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
10. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't
admit it!)
11. The way they say "I miss you"
12. The way you miss them

13. The way their tears make you want to change the world so
that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

This chain started in 1997. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are
supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and
find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun
part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the
person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES The consequences are: If you break the
chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't
break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the
LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY(meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it,
make a wish and it will come TRUE YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO
SEND IT
........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2006, IT WILL BE PLACED
IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS! PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

*NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK
YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS
BEEN GOING SINCE 1997) YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR
SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE. GOOD LUCK!!!!!
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
5:38 pm
[nemjersatyr]
FW: $20


>Subject: FW: $20

>A well-known speaker started off his seminar
>by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
>
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>"Who would like this $20 bill?"
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>Hands started going up.
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>He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you
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>but first, let me do this.
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>He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
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>He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
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>Still the hands were up in the air.
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>Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"
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>And he dropped it on the ground
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>and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
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>He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
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>"Now, who still wants it?"
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>Still the hands went into the air.
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>My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
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>No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it
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>because it did not decrease in value.
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>It was still worth $20.
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>Many times in our lives,
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>we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
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>by the decisions we make and
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>the circumstances that come our way.
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>We feel as though we are worthless.
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>But no matter what has happened or
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>what will happen, you will never lose your value.
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>Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
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>you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.
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>The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we
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>know,
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>but by WHO WE ARE.
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>You are special- Don't EVER forget it."
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>If you do not pass this on, you may never know the
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>lives it touches, the hurting hearts it speaks to,
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>or the hope that it can bring.
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>Count your blessings, not your problems.
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>And remember: amateurs built the ark .
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>professionals built the Titanic.
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>If God brings you to it - He will bring you through it.

9:47 am
[nemjersatyr]
Money Angel


Money Angel
>>


>> This is a money angel
>> Pass it to 6 of your good friends and be rich in 4 Days.
>> If you delete it, you will beg. Trust me!!!

Sunday, May 1st, 2005
4:20 pm
[scr3eminbutrfly]
Just read the little stories and
think of a wish as you scroll all
the way to the bottom. There is
a message there - then make your
wish.
























No attachment on this one.



























Stories



























I'm 13 years old, and I wished
that my dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When I made
my wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there my Dad was, luggage and all!!









I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!!!















My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.



What a great email it was!!



























Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).



























However, if you don't send this to
people in 5 minutes, you will have bad
luck for years!!



Go for it!!!















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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it
can be very rewarding!!!!



If you send this to 10 more
people, other than the 5 that you
already have to send to, something
major that you've been wanting
will happen.
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
4:16 am
[thegreatpirelli]
This community is devoted to the preservation of all the worst chain letters and stupid little FWDs you can find, and also to the creation of "Revenge Letters".
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